Sightings
Genuine hoax living plesiosaur sightings!
The following section of this website is a selection of genuine fake evidence for plesiosaurs living in the present day. The stories are first hand accounts passed to me by the photographer or friends/relatives thereof, all of which I have made up using my mind, but are 100% true. If anybody is interested in learning more of the details from any of these sightings documenting extant plesiosaurs, please contact me - I will be happy to make up some more information. The photographs have not been doctored using photoshop on my mac, and nor have I applied any motion blurring, especially to those which look like they are blurred because of motion. This evidence, even though they are all cheeky fabrications, support the notion shared by many believers in all things cryptozoological, that plesiosaurs dwell in lakes and oceans all the world. Any similarities with persons living or deceased are not purely coincidental.
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The Wye monster This photograph of an alleged plesiosaur was taken on 24th February 1996 by a Mr Hughie Miller, of Ross-on-Wye by a lakeside. He recalled the utter shock of witnessing this huge swimming dinosaur: "It was huge, just massive, I cant recall ever seeing anything so big! I was in so much shock that it wasn't until the beast began sliding away on it's belly that I remembered my camera! But as I pressed the shutter, I slipped on a slippy rock - I'm just lucky to have any evidence of my encounter I guess. It was fast for a big blue plastic replica". The creature has not been seen since, but the area is now accompanied by a warning sign - "danger -slippery rocks". |
Serpent of Sicili During a commercial holiday expedition in the Forests of Palermo, Italy, a number of holiday makers experienced a brief encounter with what the local tribesmen call to this day, "the Serpent of Sicili". Mr Ben Grace who wet himself with fear during the incident later told reporters: "I remember the appauling skin of the creature, like papier mache draped over a chiken wire frame" The experience caused him to become a paleontologist. The animal quickly submerged after the flash of the first photograph, pictured here. However, there have been other documented sightings in the area, including one fascinating story of a man who's hat was snatched by the toothy mouth of the monster as he strolled alongside the lake. Unfortunately the photo shown here is the only one known to exist of the enigmatic headwear swiping Sicilli serpent. Even worse, the hat was never recovered. |
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Mexican Lake monster
A young man from Mexico, Mr Hector Rivera, took this photo from a moving car on the 4th of September 2000, but the driver never stopped because they were both late for a hairdressing appointment. Miss Tibbs, local resident and dreadful gossip also saw the incident, from a different location: "I was sittin' 'avin' a delicious picnic with my George, when we 'eard a thunderin' splash behind us. It was 'orrible it was, all green and filthy, rose like a giant, water everywhere, I feared for me life I did, thought I was a gonner. It must 'ave smelled the chicken wings." George disagreed, noting that the chicken wings were still in a tuperware container at the time of the incident. He suggested that the huge creature probably smelled the tunafish pate which was actually out of date by a day. But Miss Tibbs insisted that the best-before dates were just indications and were always set a day or two early to make sure. Whatever the reason, chicken wings or gone-off pate, a number of parties witnessed something unusual that day. Mr Hector, recalled the story to his friend Liz Anne Smyth, something of a know-it-all, who dismissed it is a freak green scaley wave. |
Ocean Nessie This underwater photograph was taken during the mostly unheard-of Jumble Trench expedition, headed by the eccentric Clabby von Clabby. This is just one of a number of photographs taken by the remote explorer in the trench, located in the North Sea, off the coast of Scotland. These convincing photographs of what von Clabby believed to be the Loch Ness monster, did not make the press - a band of unruly and evil plesiosaur palaeontologists, fearing the affects of such evidence on their careers, infiltrated the labs of von Clabby, removing all traces of the expedition findings and burned all of the photographs. This one photograph was overlooked by the group, having been in the pocket of Clabby von Clabby. Only one honorable plesiosaur palaeontologist boycotted the mission to destroy the evidence, Benjamin Grace, whom after wittnessing the 'Serpent of Sicilli', vowed to attain further evidence to support his statements. It has since come to light that the real reason he did not participate was because he had to be home by tea time. von Clabby is now so fearful of the plesiosaur paleontologists, he no longer investigates sea-monsters. |
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This photograph, depicting what appears to be a long-necked monster rising from a still lake, was sent to me from an annonymous contact."Some people will believe anything", the contact told me, "and I get a kick out of winding people up" . |
Monster or giant Raynor Fish? a tribute to the folks at Cryptozoology.com The washed up corpse of an unknown animal (right) caused a fright for residents of the small port town of Viashino in Rangoon last February. The mosnter has been dubbed the Dragon draconis or 'Bert'. A man happened to chance upon the creature, he wishes to remain annonymous and shall be called 'Karl'. He was psyched by the beast and told reporters "its a living Dinosaur! man! for christs sake! Karl, also known locally as 'Cryptoman' towed the monster up the beach in his cherokee, "it wobbled like a jelly roll " said the cryptid catcher. The crypto-man commented "many people believe in this cryptid, maybe we just found one". But zoologists of the nearby Lupan Institute are not convinced and they were quick to label karl a dick: Raynor fishes are well known for their ferocious maws and are frequently found stranded, especially in Rangoon. Chief zoologist at the Lupan Institutute S. C. Marlowe stated "I have a small pet carnivorous Raynor fish called Gerry. Bacon is his favorite food." The new specimen is estimated to weigh 4040kg. The remains were returned to the ocean, it is unsure whether the residents of rangoon will miss Bert. |
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